Happy motherfucking April Fool’s Day!

Hope y’all enjoyed the new front page today. True story: back when Smart Bitches was just a gleam in our eyes, Sarah and I were bandying name possibilities with each other, and Sarah said “How about Chink and Jewy’s Romance Novel Reviews?”

This year, we decided to see how the banner would’ve looked like if we’d decided to go with that name instead of Smart Bitches Who Love Trashy Books. It’s not without its charms, no?

Check out our bunnyrific April Fool’s Page in 2005, and witness the wrath visited upon us by the ancient Sumerian god Mantitte the Top-Heavy in 2006.



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  1. 1
    Liz says:

    Well that was scary!  And deliciously unPC.  Good one!

  2. 2
    Liz says:

    Well that was scary!  And wonderfully unPC.  Good one!

  3. 3
    kardis says:

    I found that very offensive……… April Fool’s! Sorry, best I can do before I have my coffee.

  4. 4
    shuzluva says:

    Hilarious. I keep going back to it ‘cause it’s so damn funny.

  5. 5
    Najida says:

    I love it!  Totally funny and UnPC.  Love love love it!

  6. 6
    MamaNice says:

    I am fairly new to all this smart-bitch awesomeness, so thanks for posting your past 4/1 pages.
    2005 – I’m sure there are women (and a few men) who maintain sites like this. They wear Mormon dresses and read Heartsong romance novels about love in Llama land.
    2006 – That damn Viking’s finger makes me laugh every time!
    2007 – Slap those tushies for some delicious un-pc-ness. I’d have preferred Chinks & Japs myself. L’chaim!

  7. 7

    Perfectly non-PC.  It’s why we love y’all!

    Happy April Fool’s Day, and a Chag kasher v’sameach Pesach to the Yid.  Oh, and a belated Happy Chinese New Year to the Chink.

  8. 8
    Carrie Lofty says:

    You know, my husband just NEVER GETS what I’m laughing about. Men.

  9. 9
    shaina says:

    teehee. it was even funnier because i had just, literally seconds before, munched a fortune cookie. gotta get rid of ‘em all before passover!
    and, i remember last years…i didnt realize i’d be reading you guys for so long. wow.

  10. 10
    SB Sarah says:

    Chag Sameach to you, Darlene! Carb loading tonight, exodus tomorrow!

    And Candy – NICE JOB!

  11. 11

    Don’t know who Jewy is, but love the picture of Chink from KUNG FU HUSTLE.

  12. 12

    And the scary thing is, this site is so un-PC, that I didn’t even blink an eye when I saw the fake front.  I thought the bitches were just redecorating.

  13. 13
    Jules Jones says:


    Fortunately I’d already realised that this morning it’s a good idea to put down the mug and swallow the mouthful of tea before looking at my usual morning round of websites…

    The security word generator is on good form this morning: deep44

  14. 14
    Fae says:

    Of all the past april fool’s pages, the bunny one is the most terrifying. Chink and Jewy are so pleasant after that. . . ^_^

  15. 15
    Miri says:

    Happy 4/1 gals! I knew I could count on you! First thing I came on SB and told my husband, now you jus’ wait they won’t dissapoint!

  16. 16
    Robin says:

    Loved it!

    The real trick is, though, to get some of the uninitiated over here to check it out—and then comment, of course.  Should we plant the link around the web today and see what happens?

  17. 17
    Chantal says:

    I was just about to you gals an email. I didn’t even clue in that it was April Fools day.

    I *hate* that C word. My children are half Asian, and even though they are so very young, we have faced racism and been called that word way too many times.

    My heart dropped when I saw that header.

  18. 18
    azteclady says:

    I confess, I was completely taken in. For a moment there I wondered if SBTB had been hacked… then I remembered that date and slapped myself out of it.

    [And thank you again for Mantitte… a feast for the eyes *snort*]

  19. 19
    Ann Aguirre says:

    I sat and waited for it to DO something before I figured out I needed to click it.

    Good times.

  20. 20
    Jeri says:

    Has it been that long since Happy Bunny Day?  Thanks for 2+ years of fine-ass Bitchery.

  21. 21

    I love the inclusion of the Kung Fu Hustle woman.  I spent most of that movie waiting for the cigarette to fall out of her mouth.

    Happy April Fool’s to you two.

  22. 22
    Little Miss Spy says:

    Wow! I loved the man tittie one! Wish i had been a member back then:) Bunnies are soooo cute. Hahahahahh

  23. 23
    Amy E says:

    LMAO!  This reminds me of my youngest son playing with my mother’s antique mah jong tiles and telling us he loved the sound it made when it moved the tiles.  “It goes chink, chink, chink…”

  24. 24
    CantateForever says:

    Dude! you got the lady from the scary dumpling movie! The one who makes dumplings! out of people! Sweet.

  25. 25
    Saam says:

    That is so good! I love the MIGHT OF MANTITTE page too – the scary thing is I could name several of those books just from the glimpse of well-oiled flesh…hmmm.

  26. 26
    Summer says:

    That was great.  I wish y’all could have left it up another couple days!

  27. 27
    KS Augustin says:

    No, thank the Universe you took that down. Just too damned scary!
    Signed, (for Chantal)
    KS “Mongrel” Augustin
    (ah, childhood memories of being called names…makes me all misty-eyed…)

  28. 28
    Doug says:

    lovelysalome: I get it! I get it all the way down to the Aiya Vey!

    You two are brilliant. I bow to your brilliant brilliance.

  29. 29
    Melissa says:

    I liked this year’s page, and thank goodness I looked at it from home.  Wouldn’t have been good at work for them to hear me yell ‘Holy S***!’ and start laughing out loud.  :)

    But I still think last year’s Mantitte is the best. Even my husband found that one amusing.

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