Looking at our search referrals yields some very very funky results. So, it’s time to play “Guess that really-fucked-up-sounding novel” based on what someone entered into Google at 330 in the morning local time.
russian bride rape father suckle nipples breasts: I don’t know, but I bet it’s erotica. Or weird.
bitches: Ooh, a book with a really awful heroine or villainess, I’m guessing. Cinderella?
my cock: This has to be an inspirational. Right?
pictures showing the vulva before and after brazilian waxing: Finally, someone crosses the self help/hygeine/romance genres and comes up with a great idea!
Don’t you love those referral words? My current favorite on my own site is “my butt hurts” which has referred over 160 people to my site this week! Take a guess at that one 🙂
Keep up the good work, bitches! I love your blog.
I love that someone had to go looking for his cock on Google.
Obviously he didn’t know that all he had to do was look down and he would find it. Ahhh, there it is!
Please, as if he ever takes his hand off of it.
How does one determine what search terms brought someone to their site?
Because dayum, I gotta know…