Guess that Lonely Heart

It’s been a while, kids, but here’s another one of those personal ad contest things. Woo, and also: hoo. Be the first to correctly guess the author, title and heroine of the book in question, and enjoy the admiration of your friends and the envy of your enemies as you parade around in one of our utterly awesome Smart Bitch aristocratic titles—now guaranteed to emit 75% less greenhouse gases than before.


SWF, curvy, poor self-esteem, not looking for anything in particular, though I’ve always had the hots for my incredibly young, incredibly good-looking stepfather. Yeah, mom is dead, but how many different flavors of wrong would it be if we were to hook up? Especially since he’s running the fashion empire she helped build and I’m the heir. It’d be wrong. So very, very wrong. Like, giving stepdaddy-a-blowjob-under-the-desk wrong. But also, hot.

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  1. 1
    Stephanie says:

    Is it Emma Holly’s Personal Assets with the heroine Beatrix Clouet? Woo to the hoo?

  2. 2
    shannon says:

    i have NO idea who or what what , buuut….i so wanna read this , blow job under the desk, oh my my my..so naughty….waiting for you bitches to guess so i can go buy..bwahwahwahwa

  3. 3
    Candy says:

    Steph’s got it – way to go!!

  4. 4
    MaryKate says:

    Congrats, Stephanie! I love that book. Esp. the lover’s lane scene!

    Countess Krotsche-Rotte

  5. 5
    La Nerdian says:

    I don’t know this one, but I’m just commenting to say that was hilarious. If only real back of the book copy read like that!

  6. 6
    La Nerdina says:

    See, I’m laughing so much I can’t even spell my handle correctly!

  7. 7
    Ann Aguirre says:

    Holy crap, I missed ANOTHER contest, dammit. I gotta stop leaving the house on Fridays. I also kinda wanna read this book cos I’m freaky like that. *scuttles off to look for it.

  8. 8
    Stephanie says:

    Wow! This has made my weekend! And I won it on the freakydeaky romance!

  9. 9

    Eww! This isn’t Woody Allen and his step daughter is it? I know its not fashion, but…

    Eww!

  10. 10
    dl says:

    I finally knew one (it was a good book). Checked website before I left on an errand…10 minutes before it was posted! 

    Congrats Stephanie!

  11. 11
    Amy E says:

    Stephanie needs to be the Baroness N. C’est or something now… yes, that’s at least 101 flavors of wrong.

  12. 12
    shaina says:

    damn, for once i actually KNEW it, 100%! i’ve got that book under my bed for a rainy, roommate-less day…is so good! i’ve been meaning to get more emma holly…hm.

  13. 13
    Qadesh says:

    I’m just excited that I knew who it was and had actually read the book.  Ahem, the desk scene was rather fun.  In fact, it had several of them that were yummy.  Hmmm, maybe I need to dig it out for a reread…

  14. 14
    WendyPortia says:

    I know I didn’t win… but I feel like I won because this is the first one I’ve ever been able to identify!

  15. 15
    dl says:

    Shaina…Strange Attractions, and Menage are also pretty good.

  16. 16
    SharpBluntBimbo says:

    Dang it! I knew this one! Bitches, this book is way hot. But everytime I read it I try not to compare the Stepdad to my own.. Oh gross.

  17. 17
    Abby says:

    Ahhh I was hoping no one would guess.  This book is a reader…I will say that the “subplot” featuring Bea’s friend is even hotter and probably could have stood alone as its own book.  You keep wondering if her boyfriend is ever going to take his male personal assistant up on his obvious interest.  The only problem I had with this book was the scene in Rome in the grotto.  While I wouldnt have minded Bea being in the middle of the sandwich…I was totally bumbaffled to see her look at a complete stranger and say “get him.”  Get him indeed.

  18. 18
    Lauren says:

    Dang, I knew this one too! The under the desk scene is one of my favorite sex scenes ever.

  19. 19

    Laughs. This was a hot one, and I read it last night. I wondered if it was the one from the Lonely Heart… Glad to see Bitch minds all thinking alike (in a totally good, non-borg sorta way)

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    BelladS says:

    i haven’t read this one, but you can bet i will! i love emma holly, and i agree with dl. Strange Attractions… omg. don’t i wish.

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