Ich Bin Ein Mantitty.

Bitchery reader meardaba sent us the following link, stating “a friend of mine told me about this TV show called Wetten, Dass… (I Bet You That…) where contestants bet the show that they can do something ridiculous under certain criteria. She told me about this one contestant who bet that he could figure out the title of a song just by watching two men twitch their pectoral muscles to music.

And he does it.”

The Power of Mantitty, it speaks all languages.


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    Sarah F. says:

    Did you see how the man titties themselves could hardly keep a straight face?!

    That was the most unbelievable thing I’ve ever seen.  How does one discover that one even HAS that “talent”?

    And we thought our reality shows were strange.  You should see some of the things the Japanese come up with, though…

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    meardaba says:

    Oh, and I forgot to mention that you can see, when the camera pans to the other guests on the show, Rod Stewart sitting there looking quite shocked (at 3 minutes 30).

  3. 3
    Miri says:

    Coffee all over my monitor…
    Thaks for that Sarah,just when I thought I’d seen everything here comes German game shows. 
    I was wondering why the contestant was sitting transfixed at the mantitty, then I realized the point of the contest! How in the world did he guess right? Now that’s a trick!
    I wonder if they had many volunteers to massage the mantits after the show? Those guys must have had some cramps!

  4. 4
    shaina says:

    i cant decide if it’s awesome, or gross…

  5. 5
    Mel-O-Drama says:

    The only word I can find to describe the mantitty show is: Awesome.

  6. 6
    Charlene says:

    OH MY GOD!

    I love the WTF look on Rod Stewart’s face.

  7. 7
    Carrie Lofty says:

    Rod’s wondering how the hell he ended up in Germany, watching mantitty dance to oompah music. I mena, that’s what I’d be wondering…

  8. 8
    --E says:

    OMG, I so needed a laugh today. That was beautiful.

  9. 9

    This was awesome!  I’ll never look at mantitty the same way again.

  10. 10
    Mel-O-Drama says:

    I can’t stop watching. Mr. Clean’s look of amusement as he does the mantitty mambo cracks me up.

  11. 11
    Lyvvie says:

    WOW! I want the dark haired booby twitcher – he’s mine!

  12. 12
    Raina_Dayz says:

    I love how each of the dudes are playing different parts of the song.  That is in the top 5 funniest things I’ve ever seen I am sure.  …and wtf is the podium backdrop?

  13. 13
    Laree says:

    Ah! The mantitty! It’s glorious… except the bald guy. His were saggy mantitties.

    That was great! My boyfriend was laughing hard at that clip. He appreciates good mantitty too. LOL.

  14. 14
    mel says:

    It’s hard to say which is more impressive…the man who can Name That Tune to Mantitty or the way the Mantitties can keep such perfect time. 

    There are no words.

  15. 15
    Bonnie says:

    “You have disturbed me almost to the point of insanity…There. I am insane now.”

    — Dieter, host of Sprockets

    Ah the Germans. Gott in Himmel.

    — BonZ

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    pennifer says:

    That clip was so funny, I actually feel compelled to come out of lurkerdom and express my appreciation.

    The only thing that would have made it better? If there was no blue cloth obscuring my view of the frolicking man titty.

    And is it just me, or has Rod Stewart always been that tiny?

  17. 17
    Amy E says:

    … wow.  That is… just… wow.  And wtf is that backdrop???  Giant mantitty statue with the face of a blow-up doll?  Again… wow.

    Makes me wanna try to make the girls dance, but alas, I think they’re hindered by the underpinning.  At least, that’s my excuse for not being able to tit-dance to Born To Be Wild.

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    Flo says:

    Sweet mantittie!  That was glorious!  I must now spread it around my friends and family and subject them to bouncing german man titty!

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    Emily says:

    Awesome.  Just…marvelous.  Thanks, that made my day.

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    Madd says:

    That is some damn talented mantitty!

    Is is just me, or does the bald fellow look like a younger, fitter, Bob Hoskins? And is it sick that I still think he’s damn hot even though he reminds me of Bob Hoskins?

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    Gail D says:

    I’ve always thought Bob Hoskins was kinda hot…but them I’m commonly acknowledged as weird. That was Wonderful!! I enjoyed the laugh…

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