Happy Birthday Candy!

It’s nearly midnight here on the East Coast of Smart Bitch Land – so I get to be the first, after Lord Mantitte, to wish Candy a happy, happy birthday!

And let us verily say in haiku style the wonderousness that is SB Candy:

Smart Bitch Candy Day?
Hark! A ManTitte Salute!
She’s Made of Awesome.

Luscious pectorals,
Undone shirts tucked in wide belts?
Behold the power.

Happy Birthday Smart Bitch Candy!

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  1. Amy E says:

    Happy birthday, Candy!  What a truly bitchtastic tribute in the header.  I feel the need to break out the baby oil…

  2. caramaena says:

    Happy birthday Candy!

  3. Tania HC says:

    Happy Birthday, Bitch!

  4. meardaba says:

    Glückliche Geburtstag, Candy!

    (PS. Spelling in German is always an adventure, it’s not my fault if it’s wrong!)

  5. Alex says:

    Happy Birthday, Candy, you hilarious Bitch!

  6. Nora Roberts says:

    Candy, you may be a year older, but you’re still a complete Bitch.

  7. jess says:

    Happy Birthday, Candy! Keep up the fine bitching.

  8. MaryKate says:

    Have a good one, Candy!

  9. Adler says:

    Happy happy birthday!  XD

  10. Charlene says:

    Happy birthday! Don’t overdose on cake or mantitty!

  11. Aaagh! My eyes!  (blinking to clear flesh overload)

    Oh.  Happy birthday, Candy.  A birthday haiku:

    Mantitty for you
    Lucious male bodies to view
    A birthday delight

  12. kardis says:

    Happy Birthday Candy! May it be overflowing with mantitty, champagne, cake- all at once!

  13. Stella says:

    Oh my God my eyes! My eyes! What a shock it was to go here today!

    And happy birthday Candy, I wish you many a mullet to come.

  14. SamG says:

    Have a wonderful birthday.

    Sam

  15. Miri says:

    Have a wonderful day, Candy!

  16. Candy says:

    I think I woke up my houseguests with my hysterical cackling when I saw the new banner. DAMN.

    Thanks for all the good wishes, bitches!

    Verification word: herself62. NUH UH. Not for another 33 years, goddammit.

  17. AnimeJune says:

    My haiku to you,

    Happy birthday, Bitch!
    Your Crusie Lightning-Reviews
    Lured me to “Bet Me”.

    And I can’t thank you enough. Happy Birthday! May your tenderly savage horsemen be shirtless, your enraptured Scotmen be-kilted, and your dashing Regency-era ruffians rakish.

  18. Arethusa says:

    Happy Happy Birthday Candy! And Belated 2nd Smart bitchy Anniversary, Happy Valentines Day and all that good stuff. I love this site.

  19. Laree says:

    Happy Birthday Candy! Have a great time!

  20. desertwillow says:

    Happy Birthday Candy!!

  21. SandyO says:

    Happy Birthday, Candy!!

  22. bam says:

    Happy Birthday, you hot bitch! Come down for Comic Con and I’ll get you dinner!

  23. ChristineMM says:

    Happy Birthday Candy! 

    PS I am coming to your neck of the woods soon, we should do dinner while I’m there

  24. Robin says:

    Happy Birthday, Candy!  I see you had the good taste and keen insight to be born under the sign of Aquarius.

  25. nina armstrong says:

    Happy birthday! Wishing you a year of great desserts,great books,and,of course,PLENTY of man-titty.

  26. R*Belle says:

    Happy Birthday!!

  27. CantateForever says:

    Happy Birthday! May you found yourself swept away by an impeccably well- groomed and anachronostically garbed Highlander on your speshul day!

  28. sam says:

    Happy Birthday Candy!

    Romance books and snark –
    Man titty on display!
    Smart Bitch Candy Rules!

  29. Suzanne says:

    Happy Birthday Candy!

    I do believe that Steven Pastis, author of Pearls Before Swine, knew it was your birthday.  Check out Sunday’s comic: http://www.comics.com/comics/pearls/archive/pearls-20070204.html

    Cheers,

  30. Nicole says:

    I know, I’m late.  But Happy Birthday!

  31. Happy Birthday, girl! Wishing you lots of what you want!

  32. EAP says:

    If you can coif your mullet when all about you,
    Are losing their extra-hold mousse and blaming it on you.
    If you can trust your shirt to billow in the stillest air,
    And small mammals to avoid sunstroke in the shadow of your chest (free of hair),
    If you can fill a beaded loincloth or at least bring your own stuffing
    And help the crew by doing your own chestly buffing
    Then our quest for world domnination will have finally begun,
    And – at last – you’ll be real man-titty, my son.

    Happy belated Birthday Candy!

  33. fiveandfour says:

    Oh hell, who can follow a comment like that from EAP?  Any other pitiful offerings can only but fail. 

    So I’ll keep it simple: Bon Anniversaire!  (Erm, belated.)

  34. Candy says:

    EAP: Rudyard Kipling isn’t just rolling over on his grave, he’s breakdancing and doing the macarena. You are, without question, my favoritest marmoset ever.

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