Happy Kwanmasolstikah!

Happy holidays, bitches. Bitches like you need something real, so please enjoy this video and know that if we had junk to put in a box, we’d TOTALLY DO IT FOR YOU. Because that’s how much we love you.

(My estimation of Justin Timberlake has rocketed sky-high due to this one video. For realz.)


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    I saw this video last week and laughed so hard I needed Depends.  It’s truly destined to be a holiday classic.

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    L. Francesca says:

    Haha. I just saw this yesterday. XD


    I didn’t notice it was J.T. until I was breathing almost normally again.

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    rebyj says:


    I’ve been divorced for 5 years.. this would be the perfect gift for me, as long as there’s not an asshole attatched.

    friend of mine saw it and said ” OMG what’s next? pussy in a purse?” i’m afraid to google that phrase because there probably is such a thing in the world wide web!

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    Madd says:

    I told my husband that, had he seen this video before Christmas, I know what I would have gotten for Christmas! He agreed and went about figuring out the logistics of the dick-in-a-box.

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    SB Sarah says:

    I want a poster-sized screenshot of Justin dressed up in a tallis and kipah for a Hanukkah “dick in a box.” I’m laughing so hard I’m crying and I watched this thing three times already.

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    Seressia says:

    I laughed my butt off, but I couldn’t help thinking, “It would sound better if it was COCK in a box.”

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    Wry Hag says:

    Can somebody please tell what’s wrong with my fucking computer?  Every time I try to listen to/view an online video, both picture and sound start…then stop…then start…then stop, totally fragmenting the flow and destroying all sense!  What’s going on with the program that’s supposed to handle this stuff and what can I do to correct it?

    Damn, this has been driving me crazy for, like, ever!

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    Jackie L. says:

    A new take on the old “I have a present for you but I don’t know how to wrap it” line from the seventies.

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    Invisigoth says:

    oh, sweet christ!  The things I miss when I don’t stop by more often!  This video deserves an oldie but a goodie abbreviation: ROTFLMAO

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