I just got a piece of spam to the ads@ email address that said, “We can’t find your website!”
Clearly you are not searching hard enough. We’re among the top results for the names of certain politicians (Bill Napoli? Why, yes!).
Please consider one of the following successful search terms as found in our recent not-work-safe search engine referrals1:
bitches: Yes, there are many of them writing on this site. Smart Bitches, in fact. Well over 2000 unique Smart Bitch visitors every day!
smart cunt: No, fool, Smart Bitches. Although, if I had to guess, that part of our anatomy is as smart as the rest of us.
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love definition: See above, matey. Then, do the opposite.
Dominican Bitches: Yes! Come for the Dominican Bitches, Stay for the Man Titty. If ever there was a slogan meant for a t-shirt, that would be it.
So try these successful search terms if you’re looking for our site. Of course, if you’re looking for our site and haven’t found it, you probably won’t read this anyway. But that’s ok. I’ve always wanted to patiently transcribe someone’s desire to dick a dick in the ear.
1referrals are the words that someone used in a search engine that brought them to our website. Our Stat Counter nicely tracks these things for us.