Guess That Lonely Heart

Aye, it is a Friday, lass, and it’s time for the contest – give me an author, a title, and a heroine name, and I’ll give ye a Smart Bitch Title®, ye ken?

Will You Hold My Hammer, Mr. Kilty Man?

Feisty wife, abandoned by feckless earl who stole away and took my dowry with him, with a penchant for decrepit castles and ye olde historicale Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, seeks manly Scottish man, and everything under the kilt. I’d prefer you weren’t who you say you are, but if I’m unable to resist your charms, perhaps I’ll forgive your lies as we hunt for the treasure that is our luuuuuurve®.

Updated: SB Sarah is a doofus. See the new contest entry above.

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  1. 1
    Carrie Lofty says:

    Now I have an image of Ty Pennington in a kilt.  Can’t be certain whether I find this disturbing or arousing – but as long as he’s ditched the bullhorn AND the shirt, I think I’m ok.

  2. 2
    Lorelie says:

    Ty in a kilt?  Works for me. . . you know they don’t wear anything under them. . .

  3. 3
    karibelle says:

    I would give my right ovary to see Ty in a kilt.  That man is HAWT!!

  4. 4
    SB Sarah says:

    Sorry, ya’ll. The heroine is not Ty Pennington. But yeah, kilt? I hear that. Mmmm hmmm.

  5. 5

    Although I love the idea of Ty Pennington as the heroine.  That’s different.

  6. 6
    Robin says:

    Come one, people, will someone please GUESS so I can see if I’m right or not!  I hardly ever know these, let alone think I do.  Okay, I know I’m probably wrong, but the suspense is killing me!

  7. 7
    Sanachan says:

    OK I have a guess:
    Lady Melody Bainbridge
    Marriage a la Mode by Elisabeth Fairchild

  8. 8
    SB Sarah says:

    Sorry Sanachan, that’s not it.

    This might be some kind of record – first time no one has guessed the Lonely Heart almost immediately. Should I start giving clues?

  9. 9
    Hollyn says:

    The only one I can think of that may be remotely close is The Bride and the Beast by Teresa Medeiros. The heroine in that is Gwendolyn Wilder, but I don’t remember anything about her money being stolen.

    Is this a fairly recent book or an older one? Does anyone know the answer yet?

  10. 10
    SB Sarah says:

    Actually, this contest will henceforth be known as Guess Why SB Sarah is a Complete Idiot.

    I goofed! I shall post a new ad. Consider this one, um, a test run?

    Sheesh.

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