Aye, it is a Friday, lass, and it’s time for the contest – give me an author, a title, and a heroine name, and I’ll give ye a Smart Bitch Title®, ye ken?
Will You Hold My Hammer, Mr. Kilty Man?
Feisty wife, abandoned by feckless earl who stole away and took my dowry with him, with a penchant for decrepit castles and ye olde historicale Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, seeks manly Scottish man, and everything under the kilt. I’d prefer you weren’t who you say you are, but if I’m unable to resist your charms, perhaps I’ll forgive your lies as we hunt for the treasure that is our luuuuuurve®.
Updated: SB Sarah is a doofus. See the new contest entry above.