Bitchery man Kevin was kind enough to forward me a press release about Four Weeks, an ezine tailored to the subscriber’s menstrual cycle. If your hormones are at a make-you-active stage, it’ll give you ideas for exercise. If your hormones are at a make-you-mellow stage, you get ways to unwind. If your hormones make you happy, clap your hands!
Anyway, I was monstrously amused by the concept, and I immediately started to wonder if we should start a similar ezine, wherein we tailor our romance recommendations for your cycle. Seriously: psycho hose beast? Do you want to seethe with rage at bad writing? We have some recommendations! Is it powerhouse superwoman time? We can bomb your pink scallop shell with some fine ass-kicking heroines.