Alert reader Anna the Piper pointed out to us Bitches that Tropical Storm Fabio is currently in the Pacific Ocean.
Right now it’s west of Hawaii, and in no danger of hitting any people at present, so I can make jokes about it. The pressure is low – but is there a high wiind on the mounts of Man Titty?
As I’d mentioned over on my journal, this just makes me laugh and laugh and laugh, and wonder whether TS Fabio is currently casting sultry glances over at TS Gilma, also currently active, while he shows off his long flowing hair and manly shirtless chest! 😉
There are so many opportunities for jokes that they are causing a logjam inside my brain and I can’t get a single one out. Oh, the humanity!!!
I-Can’t-Believe-It’s-Not-Desalvo! Ah, there’s always next time around the alphabet.
Ok, this is great morning laugh material! Thanks!
Are there accompanying flurries of… flying mantitties?
*Sigh* And here on the east coast we get Chris. Not much excitement there.
On the other hand, it’s the name of one of my heroines, so I can’t complain.
There are some names that should be retired. Elvis, Madonna, Cher, Fabio…
🙂
Thanks for the link—this inspired me to run my first contest in my blog, because there are just so many possible jokes.
I always kinda figured Fabio was full of hot air.
Batten down your hatches, ladies!
Things fabio does to get his hair to blow in the wind.
It was only a matter of time, wasn’t it? He’s out there now with the hurricane-force blow-dryers a’blazing, just waiting for them to document his manly storm surge.
falls over laughing