I leave you with this picture (click for full-sized version):
(Colin Meloy is the lead singer for The Decemberists, and the caption is based on one of their more notorious songs. The light o’ my life made it last night and set it as my desktop wallpaper, then proceeded to hang around anxiously, waiting for me to close all my programs. Dork.)
Y’all have a safe, fun, productive holiday weekend, now. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do, which probably leaves you loads of leeway. Just remember: hydrogen peroxide is excellent for most types of stains, and hot salt water is best for anything involving blood.