…but it’s also the day you have an opportunity to win yourself one of our highly coveted Smart Bitch aristocratic titles. Woo hoo! Just read on, and the first person to correctly guess the author, title and heroine’s name will be inducted into our Hall of Classy-ass Titles. So hold to your panties (if you’re wearing any), here comes today’s ad.
SWF looking for a man whose Prince Charlie is bonnie, if you know what I mean
Cross-dressing, extra-sassy Scottish lassie engaged in highway robbery looking for a man who can tame her. Must be willing to deal with my impoverished family, two-dimensional villains, my so-feisty-it-hurts nature, a bout of amnesia and a neverending series of misunderstandings and separations.
Might it be Moonstruck Madness
by Laurie McBain?
Hey! That’s what I was going to guess. But I already have a title, so I won’t be piggish.
And whatever happened to Laurie McBain, anyway?
Darlene
Duchess Twitterpants
Pssst…I think you’ll need to supply the heroine’s name too, Ceilidh.
Oops. I knew I forgot something!
By day Lady Sabrina Verrick
By night Bonni Charlie lawless highway – person?
Octavia Morgan from Vanity by Jane Feather?
Is it Cara Brentwood in The Scandalous Masquerade by Marissa Edwards?
WOOHOO! Ceilidh had it right on the first try. (Sorry, was away from the computer for quite a while.) Anyway, congrats, Ceilidh. Coronation ceremony to come.
Dammit, I knew this one!
Drat – foiled again!
I seriously loved that book. And Laurie McBain. Wherefore art thou, Laurie?
Oh my, I’m beside my self with joy.
Thank you, thank you.
Damn you. I can’t get “One Is The Loneliest Number” out of my head now. DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAAAAAAAAMN YOOOOOU