I am back and in full effect, yo. I have:
- The sidebar to update
- Regency Recommendations to format
- A rant to write
- A couple of ads to design—to all of you who’ve inquired, sorry for the incredibly slow response time, but I’ll git on it and git ‘er done ASAP
- Four books to review
- Hundreds of e-mail messages to browse through, surprisingly few of which are asking me whether I want to satisfy my woman with a larger penis
- Eleventy four bamillion comments to read
- Twice as many blogs to catch up with
- So many new mosquito bites on my legs, arms and face, my little girl brain can’t even handle the math required to count that high
- And a partridge in a pear tree.
Hey, anyone want to see a video of me feeding a pig a beer on St. Croix? It’s delicious and deliciously surreal.