Whoa damn, I was a total space cadet last night and forgot to present the prize to P.Devi for correctly guessing the answer to this week’s personal ad challenge! Apologies—I blame the cold and the ‘Tussin (the ‘Tussin, Ro-bi-tussin!) for making my shit memory even shittier than normal.
Anyway, kneel, P.Devi, and receive your title:
Go forth and sport your new title with pride!