I hereby declare St. John, USVI, to be the tropical home of the Smart Bitches. St. Croix, I am sure, is nice. St. Thomas, though crowded (and listen to me, who works alongside 9 million people, calling St. Thomas, population 48,000 “crowded”) is quite spiffy as well.
But St. John?
There are the following Smart Bitch locations, and I am not making any of these up:
So how could I not declare this island to be the tropical home of the Smart Bitchery? Now to find a property big enough to hold all our books and our collective brilliance.