Candy tagged me with this meme back when I was busy, you know, giving birth, so I finally got to it today. What, it’s only been two weeks, which, on maternity leave, seem like one Saturday after another.
I tag: E.D’Trix, Stef, and EAPeril!
Three screen names that you’ve had: sarah masumi, unf_slight, and sarahndipity
Three things you like about yourself: My eyes, my hair, and my small waist. If only the small waist wasn’t buffeted by big hips and big boobs.
Three things you don’t like about yourself: see above re: hips, boobs. Also, my propensity to get ingrown hairs. What is UP with that? I’ve worn out loofahs and STILL I get them. Growl.
Three parts of your heritage: Need to tune out every and all noise to totally recharge, from my dad. Crafty arts skillz from my mom. Deep abiding love of matzo balls from my chosen faith.
Three things that scare you: heights, falling, rubber balloons
Three of your everyday essentials: Coffee. Lip balm. Blog reading/writing (this one and my own)
Three things you are wearing right now: flannel pjs, vneck shirt, hoodie that belongs to my mother in law
Three of your favorite songs: Anything that helps Freebird sleep. Right now: Reggae, the Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack, and country music.
Three things you want in a relationship: Hubby, Hubby, and Hubby. All the rest is commentary.
Two truths and a lie: I once had a mohawk. I think I am marginally psychic about imminent events. I think about additional piercings then I chicken out.
Three things you can’t live without: food, Hubby, books
Three places you want to go on vacation: Japan, the UK & Jersey Islands, and Australia/New Zealand
Three things you just can’t do: Maintain a manicure longer than 4 days, remember numbers, maintain any sense of what time or day it is.
Three kids names: I only have one, and his name is Freebird, at least, online it is.
Three things you want to do before you die: travel to those places I just mentioned, watch Freebird grow up, hang out with Hubby every day
Three celeb crushes: Fyvush Fynkle, Johnny Depp, George Eads
Three of your favorite musicians: Since Freebird is snoozing to them: Bob Marley, Haydn, and Travis Tritt.
Three physical things about the opposite sex that appeal to you: Big Brain, Big laugh, big schlong.
Three of your favorite hobbies: Reading, writing, napping
Three things you really want to do badly right now: Take a nap, make the pie for Thanksgiving, take another nap
Three careers you’re considering/you’ve considered: Writer, Professor, Tupperware saleslady
Three ways that you are stereotypically a boy: I think potty humor is hysterical, including and not limited to Beavis and Butthead. I hate having to maintain girly looks in the hair and skin products department. I want all my clothes to be monochromatic and easy to mix and match.
Three ways that you are stereotypically a girl: I love romance novels. I love to cook. I am rather vain about my hair.