It’s Friday, and you know what that means: Be the first to guess the correct author, title and name of the heroine (don’t! forget! the! heroine!) and find yourself the proud owner of a totally awesome, totally biodegradable and totally Energy Star compliant Smart Bitch aristocratic title.
Love in the Dark
SWF, rich as freakin’ Croesus, on my way to France for an arranged marriage that I’m totally not into. Hey, the lights on my ocean liner just went out. Want to fool around a little? OK, a lot. Hot Arabs preferred.