Behold, Darlene, for your most speedy and most correct reply, The Smart Bitches Dub Thee:
Behold, Darlene, for your most speedy and most correct reply, The Smart Bitches Dub Thee:
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Congrats, Darlene! I mean . . . Duchess.
Thank you, Alyssa. I have been practicing my almost-royal wave today for when I go out among the _hoi polloi_.
I think I’ve got it down—just the right combination of insouciance and kiss-my-twitterpants-ass.