Today’s Personal Ad Contest is going to be a motherfucking CAKEWALK, y’all. Work has been kicking my ass, trying to write that monster feminism/social responsibility/blablablaBLA rant has been kicking my ass, and reading three different books at once? Kicking. My. Ass. So I’m picking a really easy, really famous book for this week’s contest.
First person to post the heroine’s name, title of the book and author wins one of our caramel-a-licious Smart Bitch titles.
Russian Royalty Seeking Sanctuary
Single Russian female, falsely accused of murder, seeks sanctuary in England from crazy-ass royal cousin out to kill me. Are you a lonely widower with a difficult female child? Let me help.
Is it Anastasia Ivanovna from Lisa Kleypas’ Midnight Angel?
::Crossing fingers::
YES! Congratultions, Alyssa! And I’m shocked—SHOCKED—it took 38 minutes for someone to guess this. I guess people were too busy trying to gouge out their eyeballs after reading the fanfic/masturbation entry.
Yay! I’m so excited! (Perhaps it’s not a coincidence that I haven’t read the previous entry. I’m trying to be a tiny bit discreet since I’m at work.)
Can I have a red-haired heroine in my banner?
yeah, and you can name it after Monica’s heroine. What a woman.