Russian Bride

Today’s Personal Ad Contest is going to be a motherfucking CAKEWALK, y’all. Work has been kicking my ass, trying to write that monster feminism/social responsibility/blablablaBLA rant has been kicking my ass, and reading three different books at once? Kicking. My. Ass. So I’m picking a really easy, really famous book for this week’s contest.

First person to post the heroine’s name, title of the book and author wins one of our caramel-a-licious Smart Bitch titles.

Russian Royalty Seeking Sanctuary

Single Russian female, falsely accused of murder, seeks sanctuary in England from crazy-ass royal cousin out to kill me. Are you a lonely widower with a difficult female child? Let me help.


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  1. 1
    Alyssa says:

    Is it Anastasia Ivanovna from Lisa Kleypas’ Midnight Angel?

    ::Crossing fingers::

  2. 2
    Candy says:

    YES! Congratultions, Alyssa! And I’m shocked—SHOCKED—it took 38 minutes for someone to guess this. I guess people were too busy trying to gouge out their eyeballs after reading the fanfic/masturbation entry.

  3. 3
    Alyssa says:

    Yay! I’m so excited! (Perhaps it’s not a coincidence that I haven’t read the previous entry. I’m trying to be a tiny bit discreet since I’m at work.)

    Can I have a red-haired heroine in my banner?

  4. 4
    Kate says:

    yeah, and you can name it after Monica’s heroine. What a woman.

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