Today’s Personal Ad Contest is going to be a motherfucking CAKEWALK, y’all. Work has been kicking my ass, trying to write that monster feminism/social responsibility/blablablaBLA rant has been kicking my ass, and reading three different books at once? Kicking. My. Ass. So I’m picking a really easy, really famous book for this week’s contest.
First person to post the heroine’s name, title of the book and author wins one of our caramel-a-licious Smart Bitch titles.
Russian Royalty Seeking Sanctuary
Single Russian female, falsely accused of murder, seeks sanctuary in England from crazy-ass royal cousin out to kill me. Are you a lonely widower with a difficult female child? Let me help.