Sybil issued the challenge: find at least five links to keep our beloved Maili occupied. Here are some of my favorites that aren’t linked on the sidebar. They’re pretty famous, though, so this probably old hat to a lot of youse.
Amber Forever: Dude masquerades as a 14-year-old girl, lures men into talking dirty with him on-line, posts hilarious results.
The Sneeze: Funny-ass shit by some guy named Steve. The best regular feature by far is Steve, Don’t Eat It! Warning: you WILL laugh until you cry. Read at work at your own risk because it will be SO TOTALLY OBVIOUS that you’re fucking off and surfing the Internet, because entering bills of materials into the database doesn’t usually make you laugh until snot runs out your nose, bitch.
Get Your War On: I fell in love as soon as I read this line in the first strip: “Operation: Enduring Our Freedom to Bomb the Living Fuck Out of You is in the motherfucking house!!!” Plus any comic strip that features Voltron has my undying love. Check out the rest of this guy’s comics, they’re pretty funny too.
Oolong: Japanese photographer puts random crap on top of preternaturally calm rabbit’s head, adorable Internet craze results. The original pancake bunny. RIP, sweet fluffy one.
Visual Poetry: The site description says it best: “VisualPoetry translates any text into a series of images by looking up the words on Google image search and projecting the most relevant results as a slide show.” Try Nirvana lyrics for maximum hilarity, especially “I feel stupid and contagious.”
Mr. T vs. Pokemon: Remember that “Mr. T vs. [insert random item/celebrity/animated character]” craze a few years ago? My housemate, Stu, pit Mr. T against Pikachu—and that Pika-fool is about to get tossed!
Vectorpark: Beautiful, surreal interactive Flash work.
zefrank: He’s most famous for the incredibly funny “How To Dance Properly” video clips, but he has lots of other hilarious stuff on the site too, as well as some very, very cool interactive Flash toys and games.