It’s personals time, since this here is a Friday. So – I’m posting this at 1:00 PM EDT so you west coasters can have a go.
So, let’s get ready to guess that lonely heart:
Horse whispering Irish wild-tempered lass seeks studly man with working, er, stud. Don’t mind getting sausage where I get my bacon, but overall innocence will require a great deal of gentle persuasion on the part of an experienced hero. Must be willing endure being the first of a long-running dynasty.