And the winner is…. Jaci Burton for her truly magnificent work, “Fragrant Stinkweed.” Congratulations, Jaci!
Honorable mention goes to E.D’trix’s “The Spastic Nubbin,” Jennifer’s “The Salacious Janitor” and Shannon’s “The Humid Pirate.”
Here are some of the funnier comments we received during the voting process:
“I’m still not entirely sure what is going on, but what the Hell, it seems like it’s all in fun and everything, so I’m going to vote for Entry #2, but not because I truly understand what is happening, or really even liked it, but it was the only entry that had actual nudity in it, and, you know, being a guy and all, we both know that’s why we show up in the first place.”
“I chose to send my email to you instead of Sarah cause you have the trashier name.” (Hee!)
“The Spastic Nubbin gets my ENTHUSIASTIC vote. Not so enthusiastic that anything is spasming. Or anything. Um. Yeah.”
“I have to vote for “Fragrant Stinkweed,” because it made me feel the most disturbed.”
Again, congratulations again to Jaci for her deathless prose. She gets a $10 Amazon.com gift certificate and henceforward shall be known as:
Congrats, Jaci! So glad that I got an (dis?)honorable mention…
Yay, Jaci! And Vive le Pepe!
Shan (The perennially bourgeois amidst the titled masses) 😉
Oh holy crap I won!
I won! I won! I won!
And I LOVE my new name. Countess Bytcheson! My hubby will no doubt say it fits me perfectly.
Well…ahem…I’d first off like to thank my parents who have no clue what I’m doing with my life. I’d also like to thank the agent I haven’t yet secured but who will no doubt come running to sign me after word gets out about this major award. I’d like to thank the voters who clearly had way too much to drink when they voted. I’d like to thank my husband because, let’s face it, without the great sex I get every day, this moment of brilliance couldn’t have been possible. And last but not least, I thank the Smart Bitches. Without them, I wouldn’t laugh my ass off every day and I really really need that!
Countess Bytchenson, the artist formerly known as Jaci
Congratulations Jaci, and hey – Sarah is a plenty trashy name.
If you’re, you know, a Puritan or something.
OH wow OH wow OH wow… I didn’t enter so I didn’t win anything but I’m just ever so thrilled to have made the comments section.
ps Sarah, send me a nekkid pic and I’ll call you trashy %-P
Thanks E.D’Trix, Shan and Sarah!
Oh, and Sarah, if you change your name to Mistress Sarah people might call you trashy 😉
Countess Bytchenson
Naked is trashy? I thought I’d deck myself out in some Newport News or Frederick’s of Hollywood and send that picture (shudder).
And I am Duchess Cuntington, though that’s not so much trashy as it is snobby in a vulvular way.