I am Countess Kicksherownass this morning, since I thought I was all smooth grabbing an older short story from a major author. GAH. But – Congrats and big ups to Rani who is now known as
Baroness Pressèdhamm
Wear your title well, and make sure to use it when making dinner reservations. You get a better table that way.
Dude, I think this is the first time I’ve won something in twenty years.
Hee!
Dearest Baroness Pressedham:
Felicitations on your win, and on your new title, which proves that although your winning streak has been few and far between, your excellent mental repository of plots, titles, and authors has ensured you a lifetime of excellent dinner reservations.
Sincerely, I remain,
Duchess Cuntington
Felicitations, Baroness Pressedham! I am so jealous!