There, I hope that title just upped our ranking on Google when people search for “romance novel reviews.” I looked in our referrer log and just about died laughing because here’s what people were Googling for when they stumbled on us:
- Sarah Paoletti
– Smart bitches
– Trashy bitches
– Dominican bitches
I’m going to say Romance Novel Review several more times throughout this entry because maybe Google will pick up on the key words (i.e. romance novels) and perhaps our target audience (people looking for actual romance novel reviews) shall start trickling in, as opposed to people who are looking for bitches of various nationalities and varieties, because the latter category would be people who probably aren’t interested in romance novel reviews. Maybe Sarah and I should start employing a system wherein we use the word “romance novel” the way the Smurfs use the word “smurf.”
Hey Sarah, are you having a romance novel day? Mine is absolutely romance novel-icious. Would you like to review more romance novels? Gosh I sure love to read and review romance novels.
OK, I’ve typed the phrase “romance novel reviews” so many times now that it’s beginning to lose meaning for me.
But in good news, we are the #1 Google search result for the phrase “trashy bitch” and “smart bitches.” Go Team Smart Bitches! However, sorry to disappoint y’all, no Dominicans here, just an agnostic Chink and a honkey Hebe.